“Edith hath decided to perform the berries and cream on me last evening.”
“Oh John, that must have been absolutely painful. Do you think its because you didn’t perform the Little Lad Dance for her?”
“Ah well, i thought i was above such silly little dances.”
“Oh John, that must have been absolutely painful. Do you think its because you didn’t perform the Little Lad Dance for her?”
“Ah well, i thought i was above such silly little dances.”
by Nomenclature… September 21, 2021

When pounding her fart box you cum in her then pull out, and shit and cum run out of her fart box. (Boston cream donut)
by Ezmoney March 24, 2023

by Big Saxy October 23, 2014

by logistikalism November 22, 2019

"C'mon now if you want to be a part of this fraternity you're going to have to eat your Astronaut Ice Cream."
by FigiBI323 February 3, 2017

You jerk off into your belly button and a chick takes the shot of jizz out with her tongue, much like licking the cream out of a donut
by the_truth May 7, 2014

by Mojojo1029 August 31, 2017
