chrisjian

chrisjian is a gay fag. he has no style or taste! he likes to steal people's BOYFRIENDS, so do not befriend his zesty ass. he is a traitor and he probably has lice. he is an opposition, the biggest opposition ever. whenever chrisjian is around, HIDE YOUR MAN!

"yo, who's that guy that steals everyones man?"
"chrisjian."

chrisjian by cacagirl123 November 20, 2023

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christanson

the best last name ever and dont mess with then or they will hit you with a water bottle

''christansons are the best

christanson by D1yapper_1227 November 25, 2024

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Christanic

Christanic is the belief in a female Jesus.

She's a believer in Christanic!

Christanic by JeffMASSACRE January 29, 2024

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Christanic

Christanic

Earth orbits around the Sun for one Armageddon. Then Armageddon ends and New Earth is formed. Once Earth has reached an equilibrium. We wait in silence because God’s Kingdom is at hand. We are scarred by the holy scepter. Noah’s ark was built to last 40 days and 40 nights. Armageddon lasted 2000 years and then came Peace; at a price. Christ reigned for 2000 years in the biblical sense. The four horsemen came and caused the end of the world. Another bible was written and placed by Gideons.

Only time will tell…

Christanic is awesomeness.

Christanic by JeffMASSACRE March 11, 2024