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mana-boner

When too dudes or dudettes turn a conversation into a Magic the Gathering conversation, sometimes to the dismay of friends, it means they had a mana-boner, and could not contain their excitement about an aspect of Magic the Gathering. For context, mana is the in-game currency for Magic the Gathering.
I'll leave you two mages alone to rub your raging mana-boners together and make a mana-fire.
by xxmtg June 13, 2022
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Baloney Boner

When your love for baloney Is to strong you become erect
I love baloney so much I have a massive baloney boner
by Meat chub December 29, 2019
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Boner

Something that always happens in class, particularly in maths for some odd reason, although there is nothing sexually attractive about brain cell killing equations, fractions, sums etc.
I was had a boner in maths class while wearing skinny jeans and my large pee pee erected and it ripped put my skinny jeans.
by UltimateDoge May 18, 2021
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boner icicle

When your boner gets so cold it grows an icicle of cum out of your penis hole
Bro my boner is so cold, I'm growing a boner icicle!
by Cole watchyostep March 14, 2016
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Star Spangled Boner

The never-released 1981 porn flick starring John Holmes as President Ronald Reagan, screened privately every Fourth of July for a handful of top-tier Republicans at The Bohemian Grove, their tightly-guarded summer enclave in the Northern California Redwoods.
He'd figured it was an urban legend, but there it was, July 4th in the Grove's outdoor amphitheater, "Star Spangled Boner".
by Monkey's Dad March 25, 2020
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Red Bull Boner

You don’t need a Red Bull to get a Red Bull Boner. It’s a mindset. It best to drink a Red Bull to get full effect of your Red Bull boner. Remember stay calm and rock it out.
Zmo got a Red Bull Boner he gonna rock it out.

I got a red bull boner

How that Red Bull Bo er treat’n yah?
by Red Bull Boner February 16, 2024
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Corona Boner

When a government authority or business will go to the extreme and stop at nothing to enforce the coronavirus horseshit.
God dammit, it's a holiday weekend and the campgrounds are closed. Yeah even the forest service got corona boners!
by Dik Hansom September 15, 2020
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