twat blocked

Twat blocked: is when a man is prevented from having sexual intercourse with a woman due to interuptions, jealousy, etc. (Cock blocked is when a woman is prevented from having sexual intercourse with a man due to interuptions,jealousy, etc.)

I was about to fuck amanda when her fucking sister twat blocked me!

by Samaanthaa2017 January 20, 2018

aisle blocking

A selfish disregard for other passengers on a tube train, metro, tram or cable car.
Blocking the aisle at passers-by.
An inability to allow marriage amongst same sexes.

Not everybody is allowed up the aisle.
Quite obvious this church is "aisle blocking."

by gingerprawn May 3, 2018

aisle blocking

A selfish disregard for other passengers on a tube train, metro, tram or cable car.
Blocking the aisle at passers-by.
An inability to allow marriage amongst same sexes.

Not everybody is allowed up the aisle.
Quite obvious this church is "aisle blocking."

by gingerprawn May 3, 2018

Brown blockade

When a man is taking a shit, but the shit gets stuck in his ass hair, causing a buildup of shit stuck between the ass hair and the anus.

God damnit! I have a brown blockade! There’s too much shit stuck in my ass!

by Elitethotpatrol May 7, 2018

SH-Block

Sharing something without necessary being allowed.

"Dude this SH-block guy just used it as a cover"

"Ah fuck dude"

by alloalloallo233232 March 29, 2018

Pop blocker

The guy who knocks up your girl when you are trying to get her pregnant.

My girl and I are trying to have a baby but her lover is a pop blocker. Now she's having his baby! - Eric Jenson

by ERIC Jenson May 26, 2018

Aegis Block

The Aegis Block is the counter to the well known posiden's kiss which countless members of today’s society will have sadly endured. The Aegis Block is the most effective way to block the kiss of posiden.

Used by placing several sheets of toilet paper on the water of the toilet before defecating. By doing this you will have successfully pulled off the Aegis Block

by Elfazoid May 28, 2018