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Wet Tosti

"Wet tosti: (noun) - A term derived from Dutch slang, referring to a 'soggy sandwich.' It symbolizes something lacking excitement or energy, akin to the English phrase 'blatherskite.' It describes a situation, object, or person that is dull, uninteresting, uninspiring or full of shit."
by laapsaap April 26, 2024
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Wet Noodle

The act of shoving a flaccid penis into any orifice for sexual pleasure
Bro I went to dick my girl last night and all I could do was wet noodle it.
by IllegalPancake June 24, 2021
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10 wet whistles and a big one

When something smells so horrid that you discribe it as:
Fucking aye it smells like 10 wet whistles and a big one
by biggersloshmonster April 28, 2025
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Wet

by Wackyo April 26, 2020
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Wet Hoover

The ill-advised attempt to get a major depressive individual out of bed by dumping water on them.
Yeah, my friend hasn't gotten out of bed for two weeks except to eat, so I gave them a "wet Hoover" to get them going today.
by Brotherhood501 July 22, 2023
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Wet Skype

When you have a "special" Skype call with the best friend of the opposite gender, usually not your boyfriend/girlfriend. In this special video chat, you guys have a conversation while masturbating in front of the other. You usually have your genitals showing and your hand in motion. The two people talk like they regularly would, but at the same time pleasure themselves. You don't talk about anything relating to what you are doing. Just have a regular convo. You do this to open up and become comfortable with someone. It is becoming more common, and is a great way to become closer with your best friend of the opposing gender.
Hey Bob, do you wanna wet skype?
Yeah sure! One sec let me get my d*ck out.

Hey how was your wet skype yesterday?
It was awesome! We both climaxed, nothing out of the ordinary though.
by SuperSocial December 22, 2013
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southern wet willie

The intimate licking of someones anal rim, or insertion of tongue or salivated finger.
While she was sleeping he gave her a southern wet Willie, and she awoke surprised by the intimate touch.
by thecraklin March 3, 2015
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