by anonymous April 17, 2024
Get the John Michaelmug. by Black picasso July 30, 2020
Get the Michael Penamug. The rizziest man on earth, but humble and nonchalant. Michael has the most rizz in the world and has the sexiest boyfriend in the world. Michael is nonchalant, rizzy, and has the biggest aura. He walks in to a room and all the huzz start loosing their mind, but he ignores them because he has the best boyfriend in the universe. All baddies who are blessed to be his friend immediately have the biggest glow up and all mental illnesses heal, any troglodytes that even think about disliking him explode immediately. Michael is the biggest rizzler ever.
The huzz: OH MY GOD ITS MICHAEL!!!! HAVE MY BABIES!!!!!
Michael: shut up I have a boyfriend*nonchalantly*
Michael: shut up I have a boyfriend*nonchalantly*
by Peepee poopoo fart January 24, 2025
Get the Michaelmug. He is a great NBA player, but he is the most overrated player in NBA history, with LeBron James, who's also great, as the second most overrated player in NBA history. When people talk about the GOAT, they mostly goat go Mwith one of them, but in reality it is either Wilt Chamberlain or Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and with Bill Russell being the 3rd greatest player of all time. I mean sure, the six championships are an impressive accomplishment, as are the six finals MVPs, but they weren't exactly against great teams, but they weren't bad, either.
by PhoenixGamer34 August 23, 2022
Get the Michael Jordanmug. Newest trend: show us what means your name in the urban dictionary
Philip Michael: Doesn't give a fuck.
Philip Michael: Doesn't give a fuck.
by MarylouGB November 22, 2021
Get the Philip Michaelmug. by Hot gyall November 24, 2021
Get the Michaelmug. You guys see Michael Coutts last night couldn’t keep him away from the camera or the durrys cunts a fiend
by Browny342 June 23, 2019
Get the Michael Couttsmug.