Two-bit Mathews

Hottest character from the Outsider's. He has ultimate unspoken rizz.

gigachad two-bit mathews stan: bros absolutely stunning

by simpforyouuu December 2, 2022

Two Thousand and First

Some dumbass decided to try and make a 9/11 joke except instead of saying 2001 he said Two Thousand and First.

Some dumbass: I'm gonna bomb you on Two Thousand and First like 9/11

Another dumbass: Pardon?

by Disappointed Mr.Krabs March 23, 2020

two beats

An amazing Beatles cover channel on YouTube. The guy that runs the channel is awesome! Subscribe to the two beats today!!

"Did you see that new two beats cover?"
"YEAHH it's awesome! 😎✌🏻"

by Mateyman123 December 30, 2023

Crack for two!

A oxygen thieving to be mother who consumes ridiculous amounts of crystal meth with no regards what so ever for her unborn baby! Typically lacking any and all forms of commonsense! An absolute disgrace to humanity.

OMFG did you know Ashley is still smoking crack! Yeah she’s having Crack for two!

by Organiz3d Chaos July 7, 2021

two fingers up

it means that you are crazy in love with faiq fr no cap

sarah is holding two fingers up that means she is obsessed with faiq fr no cap

by hagsbjajakajs May 23, 2022

Two Dead Turtles

Something someone will never understand with a couple.

Hey you ever heard of two dead turtles?
No what is it?
I guess you will never know.

by -nuthin June 18, 2025

two man

when a dude and a girl link up and he brings one of his mates and she brings one of her mates for him.

"yoo so yk how we r gonna meet on friday? imma bring one of my homegirls along do u got any cute mates for her so we could do a two man?"
"yeah ok bet i know a guy ill let him know now"

by englishgenius January 14, 2024