Please Excuse my Ham sandwich

One time in 2nd grade me jackson Clifford got yelled at for saying please excuse my ham sandwiches

Please excuse my ham sandwiches ginger

by WeAllOnTop September 25, 2023

sergio sandwich

a sergio sandwich is when you get on the adjacent walls of someones room and turn the headboards towards the room and fuck at the same time, leading to the person in the middle room being sandwiched between you two

person 1: hey my girls coming over wanna hit a sergio sandwich later?
person 2: yeah he'll never see it coming

by sergio sandwicher April 1, 2024

dog sandwich

its just a foot job

damn dude i got a dog sandwich last night

by swazey train April 2, 2024

Nigga Sandwich

Toasted white bread, lettuce, bacon, and melted American cheese.

Holly: I ain’t got money for tomatoes, just gonna have me a nigga sandwich.

by SasSquash April 3, 2024

froggy sandwich

The Amish slang for lady bits

“Bro the other day, Jedidiah was across the field when Mary lifted her skirt and showed him her froggy sandwich!”

by Chonnyboy April 5, 2024

Snowy Mountain Balls Sandwich

A meatball sandwich or meatball sub that is topped with granulated sugar.

Erk: Lou what are you eating?

Lou: A snowy mountain balls sandwich

by Lou9896 April 8, 2024

Reheated chicken sandwich

A reheated chicken sandwich is the ultimate act of delinquency, in which someone has to break and enter into room they do not have access to normally with a chicken sandwich(origin does not effect the outcome). Once you are in the position and comfortable you use the chicken sandwich as a masturbation utensil until finishing inside of the chicken sandwich. Then, for extra pizzazz, you can leave a note for the next person to wonder across this monstrosity of free will.

:Yo John

:yeah
:You know Ms jones, I left a reheated chicken sandwich on her desk because she failed me
: hell yeah!

by The original chicken maker April 22, 2024