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The Aaron Rule 

From Urban Dictionary:
The Aaron Rule: As made famous by Mr Aaron Graham (aka Semitence), an unpopular yet prolific gamer based in Melbourne Australia. The rule states that one must never listen to Aaron in any matters pertaining to game play, competitions of any sort or anything where he could potentially “win” or “gain” something. Care should be taken as seemingly good advice for the unprepared listener will always end up in unforeseen negative consequences to said listener and positive advancement of Aaron. This results in the shortened version of this rule (although technically incorrect) “never listen to Aaron”.
Aaron: “I think you’ve got a good move here... just move your warrior to the east.”
Players: “Remember the Aaron Rule!”
Player moves warrior west.
The Aaron Rule by Nach October 3, 2017
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The Golden Rule

"Treat others the way you wish to be treated."
It seems that most politicians -- especially Joe Biden and Donald Trump -- have forgotten The Golden Rule. It's time to reintegrate it into society once more.
A rapper who every body is hatin on cuz every body hopped on g-unit and fitty cents dik. bitch asses
Yo, i hate jar-rule cuz fitty sed i should
ja-rule by B-nard April 30, 2005

No condom rule 

Having sex with a women and pulling out before you cum
"wanna no condom rule?"
"Yeah but be sure to pull out"
No condom rule by Homelessman52 September 23, 2016

Rule 343 

This rule states that rape is always imminent, no mater what.
Noob: i got away
Cool guy: lol rule 343
Noob: *rape*
Noob: damnit
Rule 343 by Isokill March 8, 2011
Ja Rule by Traffick December 30, 2003
the biggest fuckin wangsta alive. he inspired 50 cent 2 sing wangsta.
that wangsta ja rule he never popped nothin.
Ja Rule by friendlt nock February 24, 2004