Post Jigger Stress Disorder

An offshoot of PTSD. Post Jigger Stress disorder based upon dealing with Jiggers (Niggers and Annoying People with their names beginning with the letter J).

“That man has Post Jigger Stress Disorder after dealing with how annoying James was.”

by Mongolian505 December 29, 2024

Post Ovulation Clarity

When you really like someone during the ovulation period of your cycle and as soon as that ends you no longer have interest in them.

“I wanted him so bad last week and now it’s like he doesn’t even exist, that post ovulation clarity hits diffffffferent”

“I really thought it liked him, turns out-was just ovulating. The Post ovulation clarity is crazy”

by Pabalo escasbar December 30, 2024

Post boyfriend depression

When everything starts going wrong whenever you're not with your boyfriend. For example, you cry over everything and small things bug you, you hate everything whenever he's not with you and your starting to hate life if it's without your boyfriend

Person 1: Oh my god why are you crying again?
Person 2: Its Post boyfriend depression. I miss my boyfriend!!!

by boyfriendswifey January 8, 2025

Postcode wars

Postcode wars: A gang phenomenon in the UK, mostly in big cities, where rival gangs clash based on their postcodes. These conflicts can involve stabbings, shootings, and murders, often putting innocent members of the public at risk. Prison authorities sometimes assess inmates’ gang and postcode affiliations to prevent these wars from spilling over behind bars.

Lee: Bruv, what’s all this about postcode wars, in the news is it postmen fighting each other?
Frank: LOL, no you muppet! it means gang warfare in big city's bruv.
Lee: Get you Bruv LOL.
Frank: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese January 27, 2026

Postal

that one fucking game that was named after a term for violently losing your shit

have you ever heard of Postal?
no, but i’ve heard of GOING postal.
well, it was named after that

by oceanmansrb2 February 11, 2026

post master bitch

The post master bitch is also known as a Buisness Alliances Specialist, who identifies as they/them, negotiates, and manages strategic partnerships to foster company growth, innovation, and market expansion. Post master bitch holds an extraordinary amount of swag. Post master bitch is known for being so powerfully swagful that their work enemies disintegrate the second they make eye contact with said post master bitch. If you are an enemy with post master bitch you will get sent into the mail sorting machine and never be seen again. Post master bitch is the hgihest pay job known to man because of the amount of swag it requires.

Chris Holder is THEE post master bitch.

by renkit February 11, 2026

Post-Spacetime Cyber-Nihilism

A variant that extends cyber-nihilism beyond the physical dimensions of space and time, arguing that the Wired is a gateway to realities that transcend spacetime altogether. Post-Spacetime Cyber-Nihilism draws on the dimensional frameworks developed earlier—spacetime-probability, the 5th dimension, the Abyss-Void—to argue that the network can access realities beyond our local manifold. Its goal is not just to overcome meatspace but to escape spacetime entirely, to disperse consciousness across dimensions where hierarchy and control are meaningless. It's cyber-nihilism as cosmic escape artist, using the Wired to slip the bonds of existence itself.

Post-Spacetime Cyber-Nihilism Example: "The experiment involved quantum-entangled particles, distributed computing, and months of meditation. 'Post-spacetime cyber-nihilism,' she explained. 'We're trying to route consciousness through dimensions where causality doesn't apply. If we succeed, we won't just leave meatspace—we'll leave spacetime. No past, no future, no control. Just pure information, forever.' The experiment failed—or succeeded in ways no one could measure. She was never quite the same afterward, as if part of her had already left."

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 19, 2026