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crack panda

An animal acting both high-strung and dumb as shit.
My dog is being a crack panda.
by Theonedtown December 29, 2015
mugGet the crack pandamug.

crack brownies

I had an itch, so I reached around and grabbed some crack brownies out of my checks.
by Crackbrownie June 1, 2019
mugGet the crack browniesmug.

Crack Smack

When in an altercation, one takes his/her hand and drags it through his ass crack and smacks the opposing individual.
My friend said she wanted to do something my dad didn't like so he Crack smacked her.
by Dat Boi Buhlahkay December 19, 2021
mugGet the Crack Smackmug.

Crack whore

Eva warren woke up 20 minutes before leavening and turned up to college looking like a crack whore
by Notttavailableeee December 3, 2019
mugGet the Crack whoremug.

National Crack Kylan day

April 14th marks the legendary celebration of National Crack Kylan Day, a completely official wildly entertaining holiday dedicated to roasting teasing, and lovingly touching our favorite person Kylan. Whether it’s his BBL his chaotic group chat takes, or the fact that he still can’t make it to anything on time, today is all about cracking our HB and sharing laughs at Kylan’s expense (with love, of course). So gather your best memes, bring your funniest stories, and let the Weewee Fly because on April 14 We crack kylan
Bro WE gotta crack kylan today it's April 14th. National Crack Kylan day
by Uwukitten4x April 14, 2025
mugGet the National Crack Kylan daymug.

Fubba Crack

A part of your body above your knee's below your nipples.
'Get the peanut butter honey my fubba crack is splitting like my last relationship.'
'Okay Mom'
by Cracked Donkey October 25, 2019
mugGet the Fubba Crackmug.

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