That feeling when you are at a festival, you're all dressed up, and you've been walking around forever so the sweat has run down your butt crack. Now it's rubbing and starting to rash up and you can't do anything about it because you're wearing your festival finery.
"Wanna go hit up the sustenance stall and purchase unhealthy fried festival foods to consume?"
"Ahhh, I would, but I'm rocking this nasty festival crack."
"Ahhh, I would, but I'm rocking this nasty festival crack."
by A goat with a mission March 06, 2021
A smut fanfic involving two random characters (ex: shrek and cyan from among us) having sex in the most memed and “poggers“/hj way. since i used to be a crack fanfic writer on wattpad, enjoy my example of a crack smut you horny bastards. ;)
“Ahh~ daddy cyan~~ put it in my impostussy harder~“ moaned red as cyan pounded his wet bussy. “you like that, you little slut?“ said cyan, seductively. “yes~“ without warning, cyan came into red’s bussy, with red following suite. “round two?~“ asked cyan.
Person 1: damn that was some good crack smut, i came like 100 times and now my dick hurts.
Person 2: WHY ARE YOU SO HORNY??!
Person 1: damn that was some good crack smut, i came like 100 times and now my dick hurts.
Person 2: WHY ARE YOU SO HORNY??!
by Ojamajodoremilover911 June 25, 2024
BETSY: ARRGGGHHHH BETTY HELP ME MY SHIT WONT COME OUT MY SHIT STUCK UP MY CRACK
Betty: OH LORD!! BETSY MUST HAVE SHIT STUCK UP HER CRACK
Zhongli
Betty: OH LORD!! BETSY MUST HAVE SHIT STUCK UP HER CRACK
Zhongli
by Cookielover9000 October 20, 2021
A very small white male that one day wants to be tall but unfortunately doesnt have the facilities for that because he’s a midget
by Matt stoney October 19, 2022
The act of jerking off (typically a man), especially to the point of orgasm.
Originates from the term "jacking off" as well as the similarity of the "cracking" sound from performing it and the opening of usually alcoholic beverage bottles.
It is also a popular perversion of "cracker jack", the brand of caramel corn.
Originates from the term "jacking off" as well as the similarity of the "cracking" sound from performing it and the opening of usually alcoholic beverage bottles.
It is also a popular perversion of "cracker jack", the brand of caramel corn.
Roommate: "You two were so loud last night! I heard you cracking jack so loud I couldn't get to sleep!"
"Yo, she was cracking jack so hard i almost passed out!"
"Yo, she was cracking jack so hard i almost passed out!"
by J. Gam January 17, 2008
by The Detonator™ April 28, 2015
by Cracknaps4ever May 20, 2019