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Brain drain

Going on and on like a bloodstain phrase written by Marianne Faithful. Rambling so much you empty the contents of another person
She was such a brain drain babbling on as she was
by Dgnflyinca August 27, 2018
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it enters my mind-brain

A more simple and at the same time more emphatic way of saying "I get it" or "I understand". Usually improved by saying "I get it" first. When face to face (instead of in a texting situation) probably best supplemented by pointing each index finger to a respective side on the forehead.
Sure to convince anyone that you've understood something and that you're frighteningly smart.
I get it, it enters my mind-brain.

Don't question me twice, I get it, it enters my mind-brain. Because I'm smart.
by Mizzrysnath April 23, 2024
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brain kids

Guy1: Did she give you a bj
Guy2: yes and i gave her brain kids
by MoManTheG August 24, 2017
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The Frazzy Brain

The mind that is god amongst minds.

Like a gut, instinct, or right from other thaughts.
The Frazzy Brain is like a song, the goes one your mind.
by MineOwedWu's May 9, 2021
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FiveM Brain PT 2

People with FiveM Brain:

Speak like NPCs stuck in RP mode 24/7.

Repeat the same dead insults: “random,” “ig,” “b4b,” “smd,” “fuck is you talkin’ bout,” “dickrider.”

Use “ig” to dodge any insult instead of forming a real sentence.

Get mad if you talk about real life — they only want to talk about FiveM, Discord, or their fake “city beef.”

Discord & Online Traits

Their Discords look identical:

Random rapper or e-girl pfps (bonus points if it’s blurry).

“#/# PC checks passed/failed.”

Bios full of ego and fake confidence: “I’m HIM”, “no Ls taken”, and 20 random emojis.

They’re also two-faced losers who act friendly one second, then backstab you in another Discord for clout.

The E-Dater Syndrome

FiveM Brains almost always evolve into cringe e-daters:

They fall for voices using VoiceMeeter or GoXLR, acting like a mic filter equals attractiveness.

Don’t care what someone looks like IRL — as long as they sound “bad” or “tough.”

Spend 12+ hours in Discord calls fake-flirting with people they’ve never seen.

Think “Discord relationships” are real love stories.

Girls in this scene are just as bad — wannabe ghetto, fake accents, acting “street” while living in suburbs, using slang they don’t even understand.

Long-Term Effects

Prolonged exposure to FiveM or its community can cause:

Loss of critical thinking.

No real social awareness.

Permanent delusion of being relevant.

Brain decay from constant exposure to “random” and “ig.”
Example: “He talks like an NPC and cries over his Discord girl — classic FiveM Brain PT 2.”

Example:

“Bro, what do you do in real life?”
Response: “LMAOO random, ig u broke.” (FiveM Brain detected)

Final Thoughts

The FiveM community is easily one of the cringiest on the internet — a mix of wannabe thugs, fake gangsters, e-daters, and Discord addicts who think having a 2015 account means status.

They can’t talk about real life without short-circuiting, and they think “Discord beef” equals power.
In reality, they’re just a bunch of lowlife rejects living in a fake world.

Example:
“This user is suspected to be part of a __ organization, please report any information to __.”

Accounts made in 2015 that they brag about like it’s an achievement.

Example: Copy a fake “NYC thug” personality even though they’ve never been outside their state.
by FiveMKidsAreDweebs October 7, 2025
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Brain sparkles

The working brain of a neurodivergent person (adhd or asd)
I forgot where i put my phone down immediately after I put it down it’s just my “brain sparkles”
by Kat arn August 6, 2023
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mao brain

Getting a blowjob from a woman of Asian decent
I got mao brain at the Chinese sorority party last night
by CliccLiKe May 3, 2020
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