2 fat Mexicans 1 burrito

A 2 hour long Mexican gay porno movie involving 2 fat Mexicans eating a dodgy burrito out of each other's shit covered assholes. Apparently it won a people's choice award as the best and traumatic Mexican porno movie in the world.

Man 1- We should watch 2 Fat Mexicans 1 burrito

Man 2- Hell naw man that shit traumatized me for days

by wogprince2001 June 9, 2021

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Rule #1

Never get your meat where you get your bread

As much as I would like to date a co-worker, rule #1 always applies

by goodhood14513 February 25, 2021

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YOU HAVE LOST YOUR SANITY AS A BORED PERSON. YOU HAVE TYPED THE F1-10 FORMATS AND THE WHOLE QWERTY KEYBOARD. YOU HAVE REACH THE OUTWORLDS OF BOREDEM. CALL 999/911 OR WHATEVER YOUR FUCKING EMERGENCY NUMBER IS.

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by Jacquivous Johnson jr December 9, 2023

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psalms 39:1

u need to give me ur phone cases

hey! have you heard of psalms 39:1? it means you need to give away your phone cases when you break your phone!!

by rAilur December 4, 2023

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1:33 am

the time im defining this right now

i should go to sleep, it's 1:33 am

by quarot May 14, 2022

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November 1

Day of the Dead/Dia De Los Muertos where Mexican people honor the dead rather than mourn them again as some people may think, and have many festivities and celebrate. It starts on the first where they honor children who have passed away, and honor adults on the 2nd of November.

Julio: Do you think we can resurrect Fortnite on November 1st since it's day of the dead in Mexico?
Juanita: We're supposed to celebrate and honor good things, Julio. Tomorrow we'll be honoring you!
Julio: Wait but I'm not-
Juanita: (Snaps him out of existence)

by GeniusMe707 November 1, 2019

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