J Dub

This person is an angel. You will know you’ve met a J dub when you meet someone who you can tell everything to and receive no judgment from. You’ll want to put him in your pocket and take him everywhere you go. This person never fails to wow you with his astounding knowledge and hilarious comments. He is very cute and funny. You will always want to see him smile and never want to see angry or sad cus it makes you wanna fight whoever caused his pain. If you ever meet a J Dub, please be good to him cus he deserves all the best.

Tammy: Who is that?
Best friend: That’s J Dub
Tammy: I call dibs!

Best friend: You can’t. He belongs to the world.

by SlipKnotSally March 9, 2022

Ryan J. Nowlin

A pathological lying, manipulative, piece of shit. Abuses women physically. Deals and uses crack/cocaine. Will use anyone and everyone to get what he wants. Overinflated ego because his older brother is a cop. Thinks he's a "G". Is correct because the "G" stands for goof. Cheated on his ex-girlfriend for years and wondered why she left him.

What's another name for a little bitch goof? Ryan J. Nowlin c. Vernon

by Goof Patrol June 13, 2017

FB&J

Stands for facebook&jergens. It's kind of like a peanut butter and jelly, but instead of a sandwich, it's a term used for when you're in the mood to plow and want to bang a specific person but you're held back by relationship commitments so you just look at their most provocative profile pics and please yourself in order to release the urge to take them to pound town. This definition is often used by distraught individuals that have had more than five drinks or have just received a text message from a love interest after they have secured their position in a monogamous relationship.

Bob: I just received a text from Amanda

Theodore: oh man, didn't you always have a thing for her?

Bob: yeah, but I'm in a relationship with chloe

Theodore: are you going to cheat on her

Bob: no, I'm just going to FB&J

by John Redcorn and Rusty Shackle May 4, 2017

M. j. P. Y. R. G. D. M., M. D. Laf

The full name of lafayette

That French general dude from Hamilton

Person 1: yo, who’s that French dude from Hamilton with the really long name?

Person 2: oh! You mean Marie-Joseph Paul Yves Roch Gilbert du Motier, Marquis de Lafayette? I love that guy!
Aka M. j. P. Y. R. G. D. M., M. D. Laf

by ThatHistoryGirl November 27, 2023

Shanti J

Shanti J can be a unisex name but in this case shanti can be a girl. That Shanti is so cool, smart, small forehead, has no friends, and wishes to jump of a cliff but not rlly

Damn She seems like a Shanti J

by Imnitgivingyoumynameweirdo August 24, 2022

Gabby J

A slang term for a blow-job.

Shut up. If you're good I'll give you a gabby j in the car.

by pdcjc January 28, 2015

Kayden J. Parry

An expression used to describe a man who hates LGBT+ people but is secretly the most gay man you will ever meet.

“I’m fine with gays as long as they aren’t near me.”

“Dude, you sucked my dick last night, your being a real Kayden J. Parry.”

by cuckboi76 September 6, 2018