Parked at the Bond’s house

When you’re parked at the Bond’s house you’re actually speeding down the highway at 80 mph.

Agustin (sends picture of backseat of car)
Jon: Don’t you crash again boy.

Agustin: I was Parked at the Bond’s house.

by SilentAssassin224 February 7, 2021

Mental take a house

An exclamation, describing dissatisfaction, confusion or otherwise bewilderment with current situation/problem.

May be found in Caryll Churchill's 'Love and Information'

You are taking a test, finding a question hard to understand, one could state "that's a real mental take a house"

by Infolover69 September 11, 2021

air out the house

to pull up and shoot everyone.

“you’re lucky I didn’t pull up and air out the house”

by mae12321 November 13, 2022

Hooker House

a house full of women and men, most of the men were granted with the name of Timothy.

Where are you going?

to a hooker house! i could use some timmy

Timothy

by alittlebitemo April 22, 2020

House Arrest

The sentence you plea down when you turn on your crew or turn states!

Oh, I see your new ankle bracelet! Nice, doing House Arrest I take it. Sucks to be you tho when your boys get out! Nice knowing ya!

by RickyBigDick May 4, 2021

Family House Day

On October 19th, you are only allowed to make jokes relating to Family House

David: Hey its October 19th, you know what that means, its Family House Day
Chris: David I don't want to talk right now, my parents got divorced

David: The horse is here HAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH

by Loe Mester October 19, 2022

out-house recruiter

(1) When you get an email or LinkedIn message from a recruiter who implies he/she is retained by a company to recruit for a job, but in fact he/she is submitting unsolicited candidates for a role.
(2) The opposite of an in-house recruiter / retained search.

Out-house recruiter: "Hi, I'm writing since you'd be great for an analyst role I'm trying to fill." Me: "Is this a retained search?" Out-house recruiter: "No." Me: "No thanks" and then I recommend a colleague I hate and I hope will take a different job, if by some miracle the out-house recruiter is able to place the candidate.

by ProductRoom35 May 27, 2020