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unfortunately straight

Someone who is “unfortunately straight” doesn’t actually like women/men and their interests, but is unfortunately sexually attracted to them.
Girl 1: What's wrong with that guy?
Girl 2: He's butthurt that I rejected him because he's unfortunately straight.
Girl 1: What does that mean?
Girl 2: It means that he is sexually attracted to a person but cares not about their interests or anything that makes them a human.

Girl 1: So he see's you as an object to satisfy his wants and needs without reciprocation?
Girl 2: Exactly.
by CatWoman8696 January 9, 2024
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Super-Straight

"Super-Straight" refers to a made up, reverse sexual orientation, in which the person states who they hate, instead of who they like.

"Super-Straight" has no basis, and is only used to harass people who are not straight and cisgender.

A person proclaiming to be "Super-Straight" is transphobic by technicality, and might be insecure about their own identity and/or sexual orientation.
Straight cisgender person: "Hey! HEY! I just want to let you know I won't date you because I'm 'super-straight', and I don't like trans people"

Trans person: "Okay... thanks for the warning, I guess"

Straight, cisgender person: "You are so angry and upset!"

Trans person: "Why are you still talking to me?"
by Anonymous_Etymology January 22, 2024
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flexi-straight

Being predominately straight, but less specific as the urgency to get off increases. Being attracted exclusively to the opposite sex, but flexible as to which gender can participate in getting one off.
He needed to cum, but his regular girls weren't available, so, being flexi-straight, it didn't matter if the nearest willing orifice was a guy or a girl.
by Nostrovio January 31, 2024
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pencil straight

by darkmatter829 November 26, 2023
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Team straight 👇

A term used by 7 year old self proclaimed sigma males
iPad kid: Team straight 👇
Any sane person: Shut the fuck up
by BnuuyTheLoser July 30, 2024
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reverse straight

five consecutive cards in a poker hand of any suit that includes a K, A, 2, and two other cards in the sequence, i.e Q, K, A, 2, 3. While any half-way sober people at cards night would know that this isn’t a real poker hand, some drunk guy might think he won the pot with this trash.
Bam! Reverse straight, bitches! Rake those chips over here!
by BuellBoy May 3, 2024
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Buffalo Straight Jacket

When a woman is wearing her bra, and the cups are moved to over her eyes. The straps then create a straight jacket effect. The male takes his dick and mouth fucks her.
It’s date night, want to try the Buffalo straight jacket tonight?
by Liljohnson69 May 31, 2024
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