Fizzed

That feeling you get when you haven't slept for 3 days; living only off of energy-drinks to sustain life energy

Discord message 1: "Why are you still awake?"

Discord message 2: "Am fizzed!!!! :3"

by Anonymous_Etymology January 23, 2024

:3

1: The ultimate symbol of peace and wholesomeness.

2: A deadly cryptonite used to defeat cringe-culture

Example 1:

Person 1: "Hello"

Person 2: "Hii :3"

Person 1: "Oh, hewwo! :3"

Example 2:

YouTube Commenter 1: "I love this video!!"

YouTube Commenter 2: "STFU, you stupid, stupid head. This video is cringe"

YouTube Commenter 1: "Aww, but I wuv it tho :3"

YouTube Commenter 2: "Ack! The pain..."

YouTube Commenter 3: "We've come to this thread today, to reconcile the death of a beloved shitposter, "Commenter 2", who will always be remembered for death by :3"

by Anonymous_Etymology January 23, 2024

Super-Straight

"Super-Straight" refers to a made up, reverse sexual orientation, in which the person states who they hate, instead of who they like.

"Super-Straight" has no basis, and is only used to harass people who are not straight and cisgender.

A person proclaiming to be "Super-Straight" is transphobic by technicality, and might be insecure about their own identity and/or sexual orientation.

Straight cisgender person: "Hey! HEY! I just want to let you know I won't date you because I'm 'super-straight', and I don't like trans people"

Trans person: "Okay... thanks for the warning, I guess"

Straight, cisgender person: "You are so angry and upset!"

Trans person: "Why are you still talking to me?"

by Anonymous_Etymology January 23, 2024