Bumhole Finger Special

The Bumhole Finger Special, is when you finger someone's asshole. Then make someone else suck your finger clean. You can get a whole train running. Meaning each person is bent over, kneeling, butt naked, aligned in a circle. Then each person fingers the person in fronts ass, and shoves their finger in the person behinds mouth.

Person 1: OMG, did you hear how at the party, we did the Bumhole Finger Special
Person 2: Aww, thats so lucky. I want to do that so bad. How many of you were there.
Person 1: There was about 15 of us, butt naked on Jenny's living room floor.
Person 2: Aww lucky. So who'd you finger, and who sucked your finger.
Person 1: I made Will taste Jason's ass.

by Slapshott January 24, 2026

The Octopus-Joseph Special

When two people are muted in a voice call through an online platform (like Zoom, Discord, Skype, etc.) because they are stimulating each others penises' with their hands. This often leads to discomfort among the other participants in the voice calls, and it is advised that you should beat off your homies outside of voice calls, where it is less appropriate.

Person 1: "Yo why the fuck are Marvin and Brooklyn muted? They haven't said a word in the VC for 10 minutes!"

Person 2: "They're probably doing the Octopus-Joseph Special right now."

Person 1: "Erm, what the fuck?"

by Jon Dawg January 26, 2026

Deepthroat Ball-Lick special

When a goddess of a woman deep throats a penis and licks the testicles of a man while looking him in the eyes all at the same time like a fighting game combo.

Tyrone: Yo bruh this shawty don gave me the Deepthroat Ball-Lick special last night twin!

Jaquan: Damn cuh did she look you in the eyes too?!
Tyrone: hell yeah twin but lowkey she aint do it like you.

by B C S February 9, 2026

The Marty Special

When you get plugged from both ends and your throat hurts from gagging.

I can't talk too much. Last night I got the Marty special.

by Thejournalist February 15, 2026

Krusty Krab Special

When someone eyes are crusted shut by cum

He asked for a Krusty Krab special.

by GuLo February 15, 2026

General and Special Ecology

A conceptual split, borrowing language from relativity, to categorize ecological thinking. General Ecology deals with the universal laws and principles that apply to all systems—the "theory of everything" for interconnectedness, like thermodynamics or network theory. Special Ecology deals with the specific, unique rules governing particular types of systems—like the ecology of a coral reef versus the ecology of a desert versus the ecology of an online community. General Ecology gives you the grammar; Special Ecology gives you the vocabulary for a specific place. You need both to speak the language of the planet fluently.

General and Special Ecology "General Ecology says every system needs an energy source. Special Ecology says the energy source for this coral reef is the sun, filtered through symbiotic algae, and if the water warms by two degrees, the whole thing dies. General gives you the big picture; Special keeps you from killing the thing you're studying."

by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal February 22, 2026

Fallacy of Special Privation

A fallacy where someone applies standards of privation—demands to account for harm, suffering, or failure—selectively, demanding that one system or idea be judged by its worst outcomes while exempting another system from the same standard. "Religion has caused wars, therefore religion is evil" from someone who ignores wars fought for secular ideologies. "Science has been wrong before, therefore science isn't trustworthy" from someone who trusts science when it confirms their biases. "Your side has bad people" from someone whose side also has bad people, but that doesn't count. Special Privation is hypocrisy in logical form: the harms that matter are the harms your opponents cause; your side's harms are justified, minimal, or irrelevant.

"He spent an hour listing every harm caused by organized religion throughout history. When I mentioned secular atrocities, he said 'That's different—those weren't really about ideology.' That's Fallacy of Special Privation: one standard for them, another for us. The privation is special because it only applies to people we don't like."

by Dumu The Void February 24, 2026