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Butt Nut

one that loves a big butt on a women
by tom October 11, 2003
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monkey nuts

Man, Dan has monkey nuts; they are the smallest ive ever seen.
by jason biggs June 12, 2002
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nut time

literally no one:

me: pant hard. nut time
by guacamole nigga penis February 18, 2019
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Monkey Nuts

The previously unrecognized insanity of a friend, family member, coworker, or casual acquaintance. The condition of having hidden your mental dementia successfully for a considerable length of time but then are suddenly discovered to be tree swinging, shit flinging kookoo. Tragically failing to keep secret one's complete lack of sanity.
Yeah, I went to the shooting range with Sarah Palin, and damn if she didn't blast a Blue Jay for no damn good reason. That crazy ass bitch be Monkey Nuts!

Last week Sarah Palin came over to my house and before I knew what was happening she had pumped 6 rounds from her long barrel .357 magnum into my Barker Lounger. She said she saw a rabid possum, but it was my sweet little kitty cat, Fuzzles. Fuzzles is dead, and that that Monkey Nuts bitch murdered him.
by A Lovely Shart April 28, 2015
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Throat Nut

The adam's apple of a tall skinny man. Resembles a testicle and is highly distracting when the man is talking.
In the unlikely event you can get past Stevie D's red hair, ginger features, and skeleton like frame, I guarantee you wont be able to excuse his throat nut. That thing jumps up and down like richard simmons on pee wee hermans cock.
by Zenfoolio April 23, 2010
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Deez Nuts

A term from a funny vine featuring a prank call. Now a popular punchline to jokes. Usually ends with "HA GADEEM" (ha got him)
Did you hear that hot album by DEE
DEE? Whos DEE?
DEEZ NUTS ha GADEEM
by Cris P. Bacon January 3, 2016
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Nut Scrub

The walk that many teenagers do while holding their pants up and waddling down the street.
by true people November 7, 2011
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