The storm boner is when a crack of thunder gives you a full blown errection and you feel the pulse of the lightning
by Bigisland April 3, 2023

I walked out of the bedroom to see my boyfriend doing boner rhythm on our couch in the middle of the night.
by TheCarl June 24, 2016

Bob: Hey Ron,
Ron: Hey Bob,
Bob: I got dared yesterday to give myself a boner stick.
Ron: That sucks, do it again.
Ron: Hey Bob,
Bob: I got dared yesterday to give myself a boner stick.
Ron: That sucks, do it again.
by whoahwhoah27 October 1, 2017

When a person with a penis thinks that another person (with or without penis) is attractive enough to stick inside of whatever hole this other person has (with their consent)
Yo, that human being is cute, they are bonerable.
by peterskeeter May 22, 2024

The never-released 1981 porn flick starring John Holmes as President Ronald Reagan, screened privately every Fourth of July for a handful of top-tier Republicans at The Bohemian Grove, their tightly-guarded summer enclave in the Northern California Redwoods.
He'd figured it was an urban legend, but there it was, July 4th in the Grove's outdoor amphitheater, "Star Spangled Boner".
by Monkey's Dad March 25, 2020

When too dudes or dudettes turn a conversation into a Magic the Gathering conversation, sometimes to the dismay of friends, it means they had a mana-boner, and could not contain their excitement about an aspect of Magic the Gathering. For context, mana is the in-game currency for Magic the Gathering.
by xxmtg June 13, 2022

1.Getting excited from cheaper than usual housing costs.
2. Buying a house and immediately decorating it.
2. Buying a house and immediately decorating it.
by Cheese Chunder October 24, 2022
