A complete hipster and soyboy. Very skinny, tall, hair to his shoulders. Bony, lethargic, very unmotivated. Usual attire includes, red or blue flannel, generic classic rock shirt (ex. The Doors) checkered vans. Enjoys drinking lattes with extra soy milk. Will obsess over his girlfriend even after she breaks up with him because he has a wedgie fetish. Tries to get everyone to think she is a whore in return. Buys soyboy attire, such as flashy fallout backpack from Hot Topic, gets made fun of it, and insists it's "a gift". Says the same analogies over and over again. (example, "it's all a shit sandwich" , "the proof is in the pudding" , "it's an elephant in the room". Overthinks everything and thinks a girl wants to marry him if they make eye contact for a second.
"Dude, stop being like Michael Moynihan. You're never going to get the girls by giving them wedgies!"
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by Fartcake February 09, 2018
Michael J. Fox is a famous actor with Parkinson's disease, which causes uncontrollable tremors. Imagine the struggles Michael J. Fox faces on a daily basis while trying to pour a glass of orange juice or pour milk over his cereal - this is the essence of what it means to "Michael J" something.
Michael J'ing is when you miserably fail at performing an action that requires a basic level of physical adeptness/dexterity, and usually results in the catastrophic destruction of an important item, or project.
Michael J'ing is when you miserably fail at performing an action that requires a basic level of physical adeptness/dexterity, and usually results in the catastrophic destruction of an important item, or project.
Frank: Hey, Jimbob, be careful carrying two bowls at once you don't want to dr-
*drops bowls of stew all over freshly cleaned carpet*
Jimbob: Woops
Frank: God dammit, Jimbob, you michael j'd the fuck out of my carpet! I just cleaned this shit!
*drops bowls of stew all over freshly cleaned carpet*
Jimbob: Woops
Frank: God dammit, Jimbob, you michael j'd the fuck out of my carpet! I just cleaned this shit!
by chronowarp January 10, 2014
Michael Penniger Is A Person You Rarely Ever See, He is A Tubby Guy And Adds Alot Of People On Snap. He Is Most Likely A Playstation Player And Talks To People From Other Places. He Also Doesnt Eat Much and Is Usaully Short
by Raisingseashells February 14, 2019