George Michael

He is a singer-songwriter. The best singer that ever existed (including Freddie Mercury). PERFECT MAN.

Is that George Michael?
YES. I love that baby.

by George Michael from heaven April 14, 2020

Michael Jank

When a person named Michael fails to complete a task or promise they made to their homies.

The Minecraft server he set up got that Michael Jank so it just doesn't work.

by SumSquid December 04, 2024

The Chad Michael Murray Effect

The unhealed trauma within millennial women that makes them choose a white boy even when there are significantly better options.

This is because these women have grown up with stars like Chad Michael Murray, Brody Jenner, Zac Efron, etc., leading women to constantly feel the need to prove to themselves that they can pull the token white boy.

Gen Z girls, please see The Magcon Effect for further context on this phenomenon.

“Damn, Zac Efron is not even cute now, but I would still pick him because of the Chad Michael Murray Effect.”

by beansella57 August 11, 2024

Jason Michael Mahaney

The absolute love of my life

Jason Michael Mahaney, you are the most beautiful, intelligent, and absolutely perfect angel that has ever came into my life and I am beyond grateful for your existence<3 -Julia Ann Perry

by JuuuuliaPerry November 25, 2021

Michael Storen

Micheal storen is a funny youtube shorts creator that makes comedy content that may be effortless but funny either way.

Simon: YO new michael storen video!
Sam: oh what is it!?
Michael storen: plays metamorphosis interworld over some ai generated images.
Simon: WHAT THE EVERLASTING FUCK ITS BEAUTIFUL!!!!!111!11!!!!!!!!1!!1!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!

by Iamanaverageheightshutup November 20, 2023

Michael Wayne kurck

a guy that cheats , has side chicks , doesn’t know what love really is , and yet says he loves ppl. He’s kinda dumb /stupid sometimes. Messes up good relationships. His last girlfriend is a fucked up bipolar chick, who thinks she’s super ugly. Good life. Guess so

Michael Wayne kurck- needs to learn how to treat his one and only better

other ppl- definitely

by Vanwinkle April 19, 2019

Boz Michael

Boz Michael is what you would call a person who looks like a Michael, which is the greatest insult in the persian language. Michaels are considered to be pussies and people who are too stupid to keep alive. Michaels like dick.

Eh? koskesh? salam boz michael

by Badbaxt May 01, 2023