George Michael

He is a singer-songwriter. The best singer that ever existed (including Freddie Mercury). PERFECT MAN.

Is that George Michael?
YES. I love that baby.

by George Michael from heaven April 14, 2020

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Michael Jank

When a person named Michael fails to complete a task or promise they made to their homies.

The Minecraft server he set up got that Michael Jank so it just doesn't work.

by SumSquid December 04, 2024

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The Chad Michael Murray Effect

The unhealed trauma within millennial women that makes them choose a white boy even when there are significantly better options.

This is because these women have grown up with stars like Chad Michael Murray, Brody Jenner, Zac Efron, etc., leading women to constantly feel the need to prove to themselves that they can pull the token white boy.

Gen Z girls, please see The Magcon Effect for further context on this phenomenon.

“Damn, Zac Efron is not even cute now, but I would still pick him because of the Chad Michael Murray Effect.”

by beansella57 August 11, 2024

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