michael toolan

A general faggot, if u r a michael toolan u should be a disgrace to humanity

Bro you are being such a michael toolan right now

by Yugottabelukethat March 12, 2022

michael scales

a simp

person 1: who’s the biggest simp you know

person2: michael scales

by amelia07 April 4, 2021

Michael Jordan

Basketball player

Michael Jordan is best

by Dapoggster May 23, 2023

Michael Day

A day that is all about Michael, usually October 30th.

Lain: “You know Michael day?”.

Everyone: “YESSS!! I love spoiling Michael on Michael day!”.

by notlains October 30, 2020

Michael

A god who consumes substances on a daily basis. Anyone who has the name micheal has a high chance to become a eternal drug lord.

People loves Michael because etc…

by 09292009 April 12, 2023

Michael

Michael, Sexy, handsome guy with a huge dick. he is also very smart and is the best boyfriend you could ever have, he makes girls, tap out very fast.

Michael The best boyfriend you could ever have

by kjckjdjns March 23, 2021

michael zingale

A person who is loving and whose in a band

He’s a real Michael zingale

by Fartcake February 9, 2018