cheese doodle

a very large clitoris. Resembling a small penis.

Joe- dude that wrestler China is hot!!
frank- yeah but she's got a cheese doodle
Joe- eww

by sedated.sarah May 31, 2009

cheese log

1. A huge Shit thats makes your pants feel looser.

2. A shit so big it clogs the toilet.

3. Word your man uses to describe the shit he just took.

Man you should come look at this cheese log i just made.

by stevesgirl June 15, 2008

Cheese Sandwich

someone that is a complete douche bag.

1.You fucking cheese sandwich ass bitch!
2.Fuck you, you god damn cheese sandwich.
3.Quit being such a fucking cheese sandwich.

by Convrse27allstar June 3, 2006

cheeses of nazareth

A convention held in Nazareth County where various cheeses are eaten and discussed. Also known as CON.

"Dude, Go drink wine eat cheese."
"Dude, f*** off to CON."

by Soiled Undergarment August 7, 2003

cheese weasel

Noun: Someone who hangs out with people who have money, with the sole intent of using them to score free things, meals, drinks, etc; someone who goes out on dates to score free meals; dinner whore; gold digger.

Verb: To take or hog something with total disregard to the owner; to greedily take or keep something to one's self that is supposed to be shared; bogart.

Noun: That cheese weasel got me to spend all of my money on her, then she took off!

Verb: Don't cheese weasel all the chips!

by DjSuzySolar September 18, 2008

Whisper the cheese

The act of a male attempting to speak in a soft voice to his genitalia. Many grow their cheese ( mature it ) to have a more indulgent experience. If you desire to whisper your cheese It is strongly advised that you do not do it in front of anybody else wether it be male, female or other as they may think you are mentally insane talking to your penis.

You: (Whispered voice) Hello there Mr.Penis, I see you have lots of cheesy friends with you!

( You have now begun to whisper the cheese )

Penis: Nothing as it is a penis.

You: The song instructed me to talk to you...

( F For You by Disclosure )

Penis: No reply as it is a penis.

by Geoff45 January 9, 2014

Cheese plate

When you wipe your hand on your sweaty balls and touch someone’s face with it.

“ Dude Tyler was so slumped last night I gave him a cheese plate to try and wake him up”

by Big steamy beef February 12, 2020