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black hit

hitting/punching someone unexpectedly, typically from behind or in their blind spot, much like a sucker punch
he only won that fight because he got a black hit in
by slapmyflaps November 9, 2017
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black as night

Somewhere very dark, when it is hard to see anything
We had another power cut last night, it was as black as night in our house.
by Maral.tmj February 17, 2018
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black sense

Black Sense is similar to the Marvel Superhero, Spider-Man's ability to detect danger. Giving the person the ability to "sense" when a moment not beneficial is about to occur. This sense can take affect in any situation, such as when you should not pick up a poisonous plant, to a situation is turning unfavorable possibly leading to an altercation.
Girl: Wow that is a pretty flower. I have never seen such a beautiful red color on one before.
Black Person: Nah. My black sense is tingling, you shouldn't touch that flower.

... Two Hours later...
Girl: Hey I found the photo of the flower, apparently it's poisonous and not commonly found in this area.
by Keller91 May 10, 2018
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black hole

a rare birth condition; a black hole is when someone's vagina/anus can fit the equivalent to a watermelon or 69 dicks
Bitch 1: Ehmegawd she's such a whore
Bitch 2:yeah she's got a fucking black hole in her panties
Bitch 1:mm-hmm they don't make tampons big enough for her pussy
by totallynotarapist69696969 April 9, 2017
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black dad

Something that isn't there.
I'm not religious so Jesus is like a black dad to me.
by DASsimna January 19, 2017
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Black Jew

A Jew who’s race was determined to be black at birth.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 23, 2020
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black bagged

When your live in girlfriend or worse, Wife gets into a fury and puts your stuff in bin bags by the door ..Basically trying to kick you out.
Jeez, Arlo messaged another woman on insta saying she looked ''Sexy '' and his missus saw, went apeshit and cleared out all his stuff...Black bagged.

Bloody hell, Marco has been Black bagged as his girlfriend set up a fake profile using her friend's pics and he fell for it.

She tried changing the locks, but in UK you can't legally do that if both names on the mortgage/rentbook.
by Oakbark October 30, 2020
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