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Ghost Friend

(n) - when you befriend a new friend and that friend does not have a Facebook account.
After meeting Dave, I wanted to send him a friend request on Facebook. Dave told me that he did not have a Facebook account and that I will have to Ghost Friend him.
by gambler325 June 17, 2016
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Friend Zone

Imaginary; an excuse that a guy uses when he can't get laid and/or a girlfriend .
Guy A: Bro she totally friend zoned me.

Guy B : Nah, dude it's just you can't laid. The "Friend Zone" is just fake.
by WaveMonsters September 19, 2016
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Friend Zone

Being Friend Zoned is much more than just simple rejection.

It comprises overt rejection coupled with an implied glimmer of hope often intentionally cultivated by the female in hopes of being able to call on the rejected patsies specifically male agency value ( protection, bill paying, car repair, ego massaging, listening to sob stories about A-hole boyfriends, etc).
Sara strung Paul along for 3 years in Friend Zone hell because she liked being able to snap her fingers and have him come running like a puppy. What an evil, using bitch!

Bianca decided after their date that Paul wasnt for her . She thanked him for the date but told him to please not bother call ing again. Bianca has my respect.
by JoffaR December 30, 2016
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Beat-friend

A friend you constantly hurt with hitting or kicking, or any form of physical pain/ usually not abusive, as the other friend is okay with it, and it may be a type of inside joke
"yeah, Johnny, he's my beat-friend, he doesn't mind it, though, it's our thing"
by antisocialphan January 12, 2017
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My friend

he has an umbrella
by Jamie5353 April 1, 2020
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Friend of Joanna

A trans-exclusionary radical feminist; a friend of Joanna (JK) Rowling: famous transphobe and bigot, formerly the author of the Harry Potter novels under an assumed male name.

The term is derived from the queer code/identifier "Friends of Dorothy". One (of many) particular references this identifier draws on is the following exchange in the novel 'Road To Oz' between Dorothy and Polychrome (the Rainbow's daughter): "You have some queer friends, Dorothy." "The queerness doesn't matter, so long as they're friends!" In Joanna's case, the reader might imagine her replying to the same prompt with "the queerness doesn't matter, as long as they're 'biological' women!"
I'm not saying she's literally a dementor, Ron, but I *am* saying she's a 'friend of Joanna'
by anonymous June 15, 2021
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Thomas & Friends

A TV show which stars a CGI-animated train with a face named Thomas, & his friends. It started in 1984, ended on January 20, 2021 which is the very second & same day that Joe Biden became the president when he said God.
2nd: An old TV show starring stop-motion trains with faces & the stop-motion model trains are now at Discover Thomas Exhibition in Thomas Land in Drayton Manor, UK. But more are sent to HARA model railway museum in japan.
3rd: A new revival of the original series starring 2D-animated characters, completely re-design.
4th: A series of books that you can read.
"A baby watched Thomas & Friends for 8 hours"
by JadenTheMoose June 15, 2021
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