Jocko taco

The best taco in the world. I love you summer

Wifes pussy is the Jocko taco. What's for dinner?.......Jocko tacos?

by Useless ex husband June 26, 2023

Taco bun

The Classic soft shit tortilla wanna be taco shell. Not good at all for eating however can hole enough taco meat for a heart attack.

Hey I want a soft taco, do we have any taco buns?

by C:h1@d July 2, 2017

glossy taco

A "Glossy Taco" is a name Cristine (from simplynailogical) uses as another term for A "Glossy Top-Coat" for your nails.

"Just put you glossy taco on and your nail is done"
"Look at that glossy taco! It's so good!"

by Nugget Approves August 14, 2017

guapo in her taco

Jizzing in a pussy

I just made guapo in her taco

by Creampie November 26, 2015

wacko taco

Slang for vagina, often in reference to a woman who is crazy to perform sexual activities with a man, aka a slut.

I have to win Becky over before that skanky rat engulfs me with her wacko taco!

by Dr_Frankengust April 18, 2018

taco pizza

It's the closest thing to sex in pizza form. I have no clue what shit is in there, but damn is it tasty

"Man, I'd kill for a taco pizza, right now."

"What's in that shit anyway?"

"I don't know, man, but damn it's hella tasty!"

by JLJackalope June 24, 2020

Stuffed taco

What someone eats out a morbidly obese women

Did you hear mike ate a stuffed taco

by Icantthinkofnamesoiputthis August 18, 2017