J job

When a jester gives you a hand job while telling you jokes and stops when you laugh.

I was getting a j job and as soon as they started neighing like a horse i lost it.

by Jodow69 October 13, 2020

PB and J

When your on your period and have diarrhea at the same time.

Perrina: Omg girl i just made a PB and J in the school bathroom!!!
Lucy: Ew girl that’s nasty as fuck!!

by JacobBurger February 24, 2022

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by tripicaltakada March 1, 2024

Maroon Hairy J

Maroon Hairy J is a common nickname for italian-american males named Josh. They are often given this nickname by friends due to the abundance of hair stemming from their scalp and upper-lip area, and the frequency in which they wear maroon-colored clothes.

MHJ (shorthand) is typically a stoner friend who believes all republicans belong in hell. Their favorite TV character is shaggy from the scooby-doo series due to the similarities they share in personality and personal acumen. Often times a MHJ will become agitated at the use of "Maroon Hairy J", but will shortly afterwards use it in self-deprecating jokes that make their closest friends laugh AT them further.

Guy 1: Who just shit diarrhea all over this fucking bed!
Guy 2: I think it was that fucking creep Maroon Hairy J
Maroon Hairy J: Sorry guys I ate some extra greasy gabagool! My bad, I will clean it up in a few days!

by The Gronchler August 26, 2025

J Stamp

Judging someone.

I am not telling him about that because he's just going to put the J stamp on it.

by speakout09 December 19, 2008

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by tomas t December 22, 2020

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the person allegra is in love with

x: what makes you smile sm?

alle: j!!

by i6y November 21, 2021