Chernobyl Sandwich

A sandwich consisting of copious amounts of Nutella and Peanut Butter between two slices of white bread.
It is named such as it will provide one with enough energy to supply a small town but will inevitably lead to a complete sugar crash after an hour.

Mikey: "Dude, I just had a Chernobyl Sandwich and it is the bomb! I just deep-cleaned my house, asked out three women, went skiing, went surfing, cooked a five course dinner and... uhhhhhhhhh..."
David: "What the fuck?"
Mikey: *unintelligible noises similar to a brain-dead chimpanzee*

by BlueXander May 25, 2023

successful sandwich

When life comes in the form of success in a sandwich

I'm gonna arm wrestle my way to anarchy. Can't do that without a successful sandwich

by raphael is awesome June 11, 2020

Bad Sandwich

When something is morally, physically or metaphorically just not right. That’s bad sandwich.

“I heard that someone on campus kicked a hedgehog.”
“Wow, that’s bad sandwich.”

“EasyJet is charging £8 for a crappy ham roll.”
“Now that’s bad sandwich.”

by M4xx November 12, 2023

Bur Sandwich

the same as saying “sike” when making a statement or telling a story

“david doesn’t like guys… Bur sandwich”

by lilsike321 August 19, 2025

Shit Sandwich

The act of eating ones ass after they’ve had a shit, but BEFORE they wipe their ass.

I made Martha a shit sandwich last night!

by Max Ruiz March 18, 2020

Sloppy Sandwich

When you lowkey want to bang ur best friends ex

Sarah really wants to see Jake tonight. But her bff Kelly just saw him last week. Sarah is serving a sloppy sandwich

by Poopfartlol May 9, 2025

ham sandwiched

When you get pumped so hard that your vagina turns into a ham sanwich.

‘I got absolutely ham sandwiched last night’

by thisiserin June 29, 2018