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Asian penis

Referencing to the fact that Asians have a different penis than your everage joe. In general, they are smaller. In a study done of 113 nations, measuring male average penis size, Congo and African countries were at the top , around 18cm when erect. Americans were around 13 cm.
North Korea and south Korea were at 9.8.
The other definitions on here are clearly written by some insecure Asians trying to debunk the truth.
Obviously not all Asians have small dicks, but it's more likely and the average.
Since Kim Jong Un has Asian penis he makes all his white and black civilians s cut length off their dick so that he can have the bigger penis and pretend he is exempt from Asian penis curse.
by Trustjpl May 31, 2021
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penis

a male extremidy used to pee, have sex, repopulate the earth. can be seen on some females.
tia lee of greene new york has a penis. proven fact, saw it in the dictionary.
by thesmartone29301 March 8, 2009
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penis sneeze

When a penis sneezes.When a penis ejaculates.
*atchu*

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by Haleigh April 12, 2005
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Penis Yeltsin

The real name of billionaire entrepreneur, internet mogul, and creator of the defunct website "beersinthewater.com". Penis Yeltsin is known for his numerous business ventures including the famous Myrtle beach banana boat rides. Although famous he has been attributed to an infamous scandal involving one of his employees during a weekend trip to Myrtle beach, but as of now no charges have ever been filed.
"Shut up Boris Yeltsin!"

"...You're Penis Yeltsin!"
by ButtholeJerry October 4, 2019
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PENIS WORM

I have to turn in early Benjamin I'm sorry my wife needs to feed soil to my Penis Worm
by Jonovan Kirk August 7, 2021
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Polite Penis

An average sized, unoffensive looking penis. He's kind, considerate, and doesn't boast about his ego.
"Tyreese isn't like the other guys, he only has a polite penis."
by Wittypoet September 24, 2018
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Penis gobbler

The SweetTarts ropes that you get at movie theaters
I wish movie theaters didn’t jack up their prices so much so I could afford to buy penis gobblers.
by MikeWaz0wski January 30, 2022
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