Shitter Music

Music that’s only heard from the speakers in public shitters, too bland to be enjoyable, but too vulgar for the elevator.

“A B C D E F U and your mom and your brother and your sister and your dog…”

“Somehow, I enjoy the sound of toilet trumpets more than this awful shitter music”

by Fongoolinator July 2, 2025

Tweaker Music

Music that makes you feel like you are tweaking out and makes your brain stop functioning properly.

When ever I wanna feel high without going to eddyville, I just play tweaker music like Ponyboy by Sophie and feel better

by Toucameron July 18, 2025

Amiga Music Preservation

Amiga Music Preservation (AMP) is a website dedicated to archiving Amiga modules and information about the artist. It was founded by Crown & Curt Cool and has been running since the year 2000.

Amiga Music Preservation is not to be confused with mod archive, pouët or modules.pl.

by 933 August 18, 2025

Chezzy Music

Used when someone you know makes music and it's absolute trash.

Jason's music is just chezzy music

by ccanonymous32 August 31, 2025

Burger Music

Burger music is another term for “coworker music”. Basically the type of music that you’d be hearing while working at a Burger King, you’re trying to close up, and the corny ass music your 35 year old, “go woke, go broke” coworker keeps blasting out of his shitty JBL speaker is triggering your fight or flight response.

Examples of burger music: Dax, Tom MacDonald, Eminem (post Recovery era), AJR, Falling In Reverse, Imagine Dragons, Jelly Roll, Aaron Lewis, Machine Gun Kelly, Kid Rock, and Slaughter to Prevail.

“I was getting ready to close until Tyler started playing that fuckass burger music.”

by NeoFuckinGeo October 5, 2025

Bagel Music

'be͡ɪɡə͡l 'mju zɪk

Noun.
1. Your favorite song.

2. A song that you would listen to while you're getting a bagel.

"What's your bagel music?"

"So, this is the kind of bagel music you listen to."

by Not Lucas Marcus October 8, 2025

Designer Music

music that has become more of a statement to listen to rather than an art form, saying you listen to it is the equivalent of saying "I wear Rick Owens by the way" or "Yes I wear number (n)ine, how could you tell?" in fashion terms

Loser: "Yo have you heard the new (insert underground album by generic underground artist)
Normal Human: "Nah bro that shit is literal designer music"

by Digglera October 20, 2025