middle finger boner

Raising the middle finger.

Jeremy was being such a dick this afternoon that i decided to give him the ol' middle finger boner

by gaysharks January 21, 2011

Chinese Finger Trap

When two people in a sexual relationship insert their fingers/fist into each other's assholes while in a 69 position.

Guy 1: How'd it go with you and Becky last night?
Guy 2: We were great until she wanted to do the Chinese finger trap.

by f1ngerblaster December 4, 2018

Zinc Finger

The act of retrieving a males cum from a girls vagina with a spoon placing your 2 fingers directly under the head of teh spoon.

My girl didn't want to get pregnant so she asked for a Zinc Finger.

by RMK III October 18, 2007

fat got fingered

Used to drop, or change the subject at hand.

"Yo man did you get with that girl last night"

"Hey man fat got fingered"

by Chris is Weeiiiid February 16, 2005

Grinch Finger

A long tuft of protruding pubic hair missed in the shaving process.

Going down on Jane in the dark, I suddenly turned on the light to see what I was putting my mouth on...a grinch finger!

by Dutchie69 July 23, 2011

5 finger fillet

A game called 5 finger filet, knife game, nerve, or bishop. To play, a person takes a knife, (or a safer pointy object like a marker or sharpie), places his/her palm on a flat surface, and attempts to stab the spaces between his/her fingers. Numbered spaces are -

1. Behind the thumb
2. Between the index finger and thumb
3. Between the middle finger and index finger
4. Between the Ring and middle finger
5. Between the Pinky and Ring finger
6. Behind the Pinky

In Europe, the order of stabbing is:
1-2-1-3-1-4-1-5-1-6-1-5-1-4-1-3-1-2 (repeat)
In America, the order of stabbing is:
1-2-3-4-5-6-5-4-3-2-1 (repeat)

Those posers use markers for 5 finger fillet I use a tanto.

by KnifesAndGuns June 14, 2010

finger your asshole

an insult. to squeeze ones finger or two in the exit hole. in the hope of forcing the penile brain into the real brain for extra intelligence.

sam partridge you slut. go finger your asshole. thats saa aa aad

by brendan white June 23, 2003