Golden Boner

A Golden Boner is when you have the biggest and hardest boner in your entire life

"Dude I have a fucking golden boner right now and it's freakin huge!"

by Jacrispy.is.da.boss May 27, 2016

optical boner

When you see something that makes your retina's erect

OMG this computer screen is giving me an optical boner

by Monoblanco February 21, 2020

Kidney boner

When your kidney gets a need to masturbate, or your asshole friend gives you a random nickname.

Friend: hey kidney Boner!
You: what?
Friend: fuck you I’m gonna stab you!

by Noter the aboter March 28, 2022

The Piss Boner

The myth that one may get a boner when they have to piss.

Go back to sleep kyle, the piss boner isn’t real.

by therealslimmyshade April 09, 2021

Boner socialist

NOUN

A person whose political ideology is subordinate to their sexual pathologies

“There’s no point arguing with that guy, he’s a boner socialist”

by ThëMÏlkMãn March 17, 2024

boner tax

When you obviously fuck up and it costs you money

You just made us look like assholes dude... that's a round of drinks on you for a boner tax

by PedalPower August 17, 2017

boner milf

Dumb,stupid,cool; If something is super awesome it's boner milf. But if something is just plain dumb it's boner milf.

That show is so boner milf.

Taco Bell is boner milf af!

by looocheli February 02, 2016