Stoner boner is a lot like whiskey dick. When you get too fucked up on good weed sometimes it’s hard to get a hard on.
Bro last night I was so high I couldn’t get my dick hard enough to fuck Lana... fuckin stoner boner man.
by Biggin McGriddles November 30, 2020

A shellback’s thick genital penetrator at its peak size, while traveling in a marked patrol cruiser.
by Greg the shellback November 14, 2023

by 1ts y3 b01 June 3, 2020

by Genius_tiefling January 23, 2024

When a piece of plumbing arouses you sexually in the dick/ball region. Usually occurs to plumbers by their own work.
by lasiufdgadr November 6, 2011

Keeping a man at bay in a situation where his boner cannot be used, or where he has experienced a situation so full of boner poison that he does not even desire to use said boner.
"Dude, that movies last night were so full of boner poison, I was taken boner hostage."
"That girl last night was such a tease, it was a straight up boner hostage situation."
"That girl last night was such a tease, it was a straight up boner hostage situation."
by JLLee September 5, 2011

by BonerMomento December 12, 2017
