back bowl baby

a baby that shits in a bowl and pours it over its back

That man is a back bowl baby.

by garden gnome swag November 13, 2016

Back-seat Driving

The person who ALWAYS has to micro-manage EVERYTHING, constantly looking over your shoulder, adding their opinions, and what they deem to be a more proficient way of doing whatever it is, added as corrections to the thing that you are doing in the right way in the first instance.

"Buddy, STOP BACK-SEAT DRIVING!!!

by Totes Hassles April 13, 2023

Achen-back Out

When a person pursues a sexual encounter with another person, usually of the same gender, and backs out at the last minute. When they are about to seal the deal, they come up with any and every excuse to not complete the task. In essence, they are afraid of sex, but want to seem like a sexual deviant to the rest of the world.

Michael will Achen-back Out everytime. He acts like a player, but is terrified of actually having sex.

by Fed_up_with_it December 11, 2011

Back to Nature Shit

A turd that is deposited somewhere not in a toilet. Is usually made when no shitting facilities are avalible, or are too far away.

I had to poop and couldn’t find a toilet, so I made a back to nature shit.

by curlypoo December 23, 2020

Escape-lizard-back

A capoeira move invented by a disabled lizard boy in the plains of aranguez

OMG he hit him with the escape-lizard-back

by HouseOfCage June 22, 2018

back burner guy

The guy you strung along in case you break up with your first choice

Jen always has John as her back burner guy in case she breaks up with David. back burner girl guy on the side fuckbuddy

by Alice326 June 3, 2016

No text back pardom

When your texting the only person you like to text and you fall asleep. So they are thinkin something bad maybe so when you notice you wanna kommit ded and you cant bc you have to text them back or they wont ever get a text back😔 sorry

I feel bad for not replying i have no text back pardom

by Bigdawglilboiiiii August 24, 2019