It’s the sweet sticky Elmer’s glue-like substance that comes out of your boner when it erupts like Mount Vesuvius. Unlike juice, sauce lasts awhile, mainly in the form of dried cum stains on your comforter after slapping the Ham to the sports illustrated swimsuit edition poster on your wall, or even as a night mask if you are able to apply to your still asleep girlfriend’s face as a sweet surprise to her when she wakes up with her face completely purified.
“What kind of dressing do you want on your house salad?”
“Do you have boner sauce?”
“Sir, we are not that kind of establishment. Please leave before I alert the authorities.”
“Do you have boner sauce?”
“Sir, we are not that kind of establishment. Please leave before I alert the authorities.”
by BIG TEEPEE 12345678 September 9, 2022
Get the Boner Saucemug. Dude i drank that chick fil a lemonade and it gave me a Chikfil boner so i stuck it in the mac n cheese.
by Pooqua January 23, 2023
Get the chikfil bonermug. by Sw1tch3rr May 1, 2025
Get the Jonah the bonermug. The never-released 1981 porn flick starring John Holmes as President Ronald Reagan, screened privately every Fourth of July for a handful of top-tier Republicans at The Bohemian Grove, their tightly-guarded summer enclave in the Northern California Redwoods.
He'd figured it was an urban legend, but there it was, July 4th in the Grove's outdoor amphitheater, "Star Spangled Boner".
by Monkey's Dad March 25, 2020
Get the Star Spangled Bonermug. When too dudes or dudettes turn a conversation into a Magic the Gathering conversation, sometimes to the dismay of friends, it means they had a mana-boner, and could not contain their excitement about an aspect of Magic the Gathering. For context, mana is the in-game currency for Magic the Gathering.
by xxmtg June 13, 2022
Get the mana-bonermug. by ProfessorSoggyBottom June 19, 2022
Get the Bonermug. by Winter Is Coming ADK February 1, 2020
Get the Full Bonerationmug.