Beefer

A fat blunt of marijuana

Hey, wanna go out back and smoke a beefer?

Man, you should have been there on Saturday, Mike rolled one hell of a Beefer.

by mister_tee January 25, 2021

Free Beefing

The female version of "Free Balling" or "Going Commando". Usually associated when the "beef" is visible through clothing or otherwise noticeable.

Also appropriate when a woman has a Labia resembling dangling roast beef.

Doug: Kasey came to my house today...

Vince: Oh yah - looking good?

Doug: She was Free Beefing

Vince: Could you see it?

Doug: Couldn't miss

by StickaThickaBiggaNiggaDickInIt July 8, 2009

schmeaty beefaroni

A very girthy penis

He had a very schmeaty beefaroni in those pants.
That was the schmeatiest beefaroni I have ever seen.

by lina49 April 23, 2010

Buffalo Beefsteak

When a man stuffs his rectum full of ground taco beef, shits it into the gaping asshole of another man or woman, then fucks them in the ass, catching the meat on a plate as it gushes out the sides. Both parties then eat the collected beef in a lovely candlelight dinner.

Tim gave Pat the ol' Buffalo Beefsteak yesterday and he's had the runs all day now.

by DJHyde August 27, 2013

Beefting

A zoot

Bredda: Easy geez you on a swift beefting?

Otha Bredda: U get me eh eh eh

by JBenHurr March 5, 2009

beefing

To be very overweight.

Michelle used to be thin, but after having two kids, she's really beefing.

by Paul G. S. May 8, 2008

beefy bitch

an idiot whose limbs are meaty or in other words beefy

hey look it’s Anisha!

no dude that’s the beefy bitch

by beer bellied bitch August 2, 2018