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beaver tail

When the toilet seat cover from a public bathroom sticks to your sweaty ass, and the middle part hangs down like a tail and slaps the logs as you stand up.
I need to go home and change. I just took a shit and when I stood up, the beaver tail dripped brown water all over my pants.

Baker Mayfield 

Mediocre at best, arrogant, and 5’6” let’s give Baker Mayfield another chance at starting quarterback in the NFL, he fits our narrative.
Baker Mayfield by Bank Varish August 8, 2023

beaver dream 

It is like a wet dream. It could also be dream about women genitalia.
I had a weird beaver dream last night. I had the best beaver dream.
beaver dream by Kittiepoo August 19, 2023

Bakers Bussy 

Any bodily orifice that you would use as a pocket or hiding place, such as the anus or the shaft of the penis. Also known as the prison wallet.
He had an ungodly amount of drugs in his Bakers Bussy.
Bakers Bussy by BAKERS DADDY October 3, 2023

BeanerPopSucking 

When you find a fat mean Mexican and force them to rub a popsicle on your asshole them give a rim job as they have diarrhea in your mouth, soon after you forcefully bend them over and make them cry as your fucking the shit out of their asshole, lastly kill them and cut their body parts up so there is no evidence and eat them after body parts sit in a warm space for 6 hours
Kidnap them then start BeanerPopSucking
a mexican that eats to many beans .
person 1 : omfg did you see that beaner hop the border .

person 2 : omfg them damn beaners and the fucking border thats not his first jumping the border .
beaner by thefuckingbeaneater . October 8, 2023