apple macaroni chicken wings

when you throw a rock over the sunset and it lands on hitlers body causing the holocaust to start again in 300 hundred years, also the kfc closes down so all monkeys go rawr and NIGGER. after that shit the chicken escapes out of the kfc and the monkeys start another war for the chicken. BUT NOW, newton decided to remove gravity and the newton apple explodes and destroyes the edge of the universe, this is a very important part, if you eat a pasta cake (macaroni) then it all will become the apple macaroni chicken wing.

'' nigga did you just cause a apple macaroni chicken wings?''
''daym sorry bro, shit just happens on monday''

by pineaple nazi January 23, 2025

Apple pound

When you fuck an expired apple pie

I caught my brother apple pounding a 17 year old apple pie

by Tremdom January 28, 2025

Apple Pound

When you fuck a warm expired apple pie

I caught my friend Earl Apple pounding an expired apple pie

by Tremdom January 29, 2025

Apple

A type of nut that is planted from the underground and sprouts in the driest conditions. Also known as a projectile for mortars. It is popular on the internet due to a virus of the same name.

P1: "Dude, my mom just died..."

P2: "Apple."

by FluffyFelineMusketeer February 4, 2025

Apple Borg

Apple Borg: A term referring to Apple iPhone users who, like the Borg from Star Trek, form a collective consciousness. They stick together, appear entranced by their devices, and often consider themselves part of a superior tech-savvy race.

Lee: Bruv, those Apple iPhone users are a bit funny. They all kind of have that same emotionless vibe: everyone’s got the same devices, and they all stick together. They don’t really like differences in devices.

Frank: They remind me of the Borg from Star Trek, all weirdly cybernetic, connected, and uniform.

Lee: We could just call them the Apple Borg, LOL.

Frank: Init Bruv LOL.

Lee: LOL.

by Jamie Cheese January 29, 2026

Apple

Secret code word for "I Love You"

Person 1 "Apple!"

Person 2 "Banana!"

Person 1 "No"

by SmokedByJ March 21, 2026

Apple

An American big tech company based in the Californian city of Cupertino, internationally known and founded in the mid 1970s by Steve Jobs.

All of Jean’s Canadian-born family members use Apple devices, as it is used a lot in North America.

by AristosexcellentGreek March 22, 2026