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Alex Masserey

Alex is the weirdest mf in the planet earth but sometimes he's funny and he's fun to hang out with and stuff. He's actually my boyfriend n it's honestly been great w him. ALEX IS AN AWESOME MF SLAYED THAT ATE N LEFT NO CRUMBS
ALEX: immaculate
gera: bros so bitchless
Alex Masserey
by Gera<3 June 5, 2022
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alex cabrera

the most asian person you'll ever lay eyes on. it is said if you look directly at his asian eyes, you'll go asian yourself
guy 1: "look how asian Alex Cabrera is"
guy 2: "DON'T LOOK DIRECTLY AT HIM"
by diabeto June 24, 2014
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Alex

Alex
by Alex.Pinecone November 23, 2021
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Alex

Harvey. This is a hidden love letter and I've had a cum shrine dedicated to your glorious, gargantuan acni infested balls hidden behind a moldy old sofa in my Granny's attic since the fall of 98 and should you make me your polite and peteat little housewife with a plucky arse I can promise that we will have many greasy, shark-nosed, crippled little fucks for years to come.

P.S. Grease makes great lube.
"Alex I am quivering in desperation for your chode to go so far down my throught that it bashes my lungs in" Said Harvey.
by Amozon Alexa September 26, 2022
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Alex Parastaran

Alex is a girl who is absolutely amazing, kind, beautiful, hot, funny, fun, lit and a really cool girl to hang out with when you need someone. If you ever have the chance to date Alex, you are a lucky one. Alex will treat you very well and you should treat her well too. Alex is just a great girl who most guys fall in love with.
I wish I was Alex Parastaran
by ALEX (GIRL) May 26, 2019
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mentally retired alex

Admin of cyber security workspace
by criss.ii September 28, 2021
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Alex Gkagkoulias

The most amazing man you could ever meet. Truly a life changing human being. The best boyfriend and best friend anyone could ever have. Alex Gkagkoulias is the most charming, most considerate, sweetest, funniest, most talented, and completely perfect man in the world. Alex Gkagkoulias is sheltering, comforting, protective, generous, and loving. Alex Gkagkoulias is the most handsome man to ever exist. Alex Gkagkoulias can make you fall in love with him all over again each day no matter how many days you spend with him, and you'd surely never grow tired of him. Alex Gkagkoulias is just flawless. You may say he has flaws, but they aren't flaws if you love them, and you will love every single thing about Alex Gkagkoulias . Alex Gkagkoulias does tend to fuck shit up with how adventuresome, energetic, brave, and curious he is-- but that's what makes Alex,Alex Gkagkoulias .
Alex Gkagkoulias is a Greek god!
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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