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Finger your mothers vagina 

Lick it out like a nintendo cartridge and maybe u become quagmire from family
I licked nickocado avocados asscheeks with mcdonalds icecream on top and it looked like he finger your mothers vagina

cream of vagina 

Cream that drips gently and innocently from the vagina, wetting the
panties of a beautiful girl
Cream of vagina of a beautiful girl is very tasty and intoxicating.

coming out of the vagina day 

Today is Owen’s “coming out of the vagina day

Chinese Hangover Anal Vagina 

A Chinese Hangover Anal vagina, commonly known as a Chav. Is a well known stereotype in the UK. They are usually found in the wild and seen as orange, incredibly long lashes and claws. And preferably Nike Airforces. Or some other form of sports clothing. however if you are to call one by a Chinese hangover anal vagina, they will know you know there SECRETS. Chavs are secretly, half Chinese, love anal sex, and most of them are gay/Lesbians. (Of course secretly)
"Omg you Chinese hangover anal vagina get over here"

"I KNOW your secrets chav, or should I say... Chinese hangover anal vagina"

"omg ew your a Chinese hangover anal vagina"

Ant's on a vaganus 

When a transgender women is feeling sexually aroused and wants one of the simpler things in life, such as a snack food we all had as a child. Ant's on a log comes to mind. Said women takes a generous serving of cheese whiz and spreads it from her anus all the way up to her bonus hole area (with a spatula). And then aquires raisin to sprinkle from above to the vaganus log. If left for too long, ant's will permit from the premise.
Carl walks into his home one day. His wife is sitting there, transgenderly and all. Ant's on a vaganus, spread out ready to eat.