Ten-Hour T-Bag

When you take your man pouch and move it across an enemy's pillow when he's away. When he falls asleep his face will have been on where your business has lied. The number can be replaced with how ever many hours the victim sleeps.
Man: "I was so angry with Steve last night that while he went downstairs, I gave him the ten-hour t-bag."
by MSUdude0711 April 07, 2008
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lick my cl*t where I sh*t

When excreting bodily fluids while preforming sexual relations on a penguins while a sexual predator walrus watches from a far
I would say lick my cl*t where I sh*t at the zoo but I am not allowed at southwicks
by Jellybelly42000 October 03, 2020
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Mr T driving style

Constantly turning the steering wheel slightly while in motion, even on a perfectly straight road. Usually the result of an insane person talking jibba jabba in ones ear.
Hannibal, tell dis foo' Murdock to stop talking jibba jabba in my ear when I'm driving.
by Kung-Fu Jesus June 08, 2004
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chicago t-shirt weather

1.When it is sunny, but not warm. Tempratures can range from freezing to chilly.

So-called because Chicagoans, who live under gray skies for about 70% of the year, break out summer clothes at any glimpse of sunshine.

Suprisingly, they are usually quite comfortable in t-shirts when it's 20 degrees Farenheit, as the long, harsh winters give them opportunity to become acclimated to bitter cold.

2. When winter is not quite over, but it's sunny and no longer snowy. Still cold enough for a jacket.
Damn, i left my coat at home because i thought it was warm out, but it's just Chicago t-shirt weather.

I'm so happy it's almost spring! The snow's finally starting to melt, and we've been getting Chicago t-shirt weather instead of blizzards.
by ((Kill)) Hannah March 10, 2006
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to pay a great deal of attention to the details of something, especially when you are trying to complete a task: The negotiations are nearly finished, but we still have to dot the i's and cross the t's.
by heliotropines November 15, 2017
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T S F !

|TSF| is a Counter-Strike clan it stands for Team Shit Face.
|TSF| owns your n00b ass!!
by Poopshoot February 12, 2004
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T-n-S

An oral sex act in which a female sucks the tip of her partners penis and twists the shaft with her hands. Also known as the twist and suck.
Sally gave me the best T-n-S last night.
by Tavid Johnson November 02, 2009
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