NATIONAL TANNER APPRECIATION DAY

Give compliments to all the tanners you know

Guy : hey you're awesome

Tanner: thanks dude why
Guy: Because its national tanner appreciation day

by Jazzy._. April 2, 2021

National fuck a mechanic day

On April 10th all mechanics shall have their oil drained and their nuts serviced

It’s April 10th I need to find a mechanic to fuck on national fuck a mechanic day

by BigWrenchGoClick April 7, 2021

National Grab-ass Day

On August 30 , Is National Grab-ass Day so let anyone grab dat ass

Lemme grab dat ass because is National Grab-ass Day baby

by LuvScxrs August 29, 2019

National Thigh pic day

January 14th is National thigh pic day is where a best friend lover ext is obligated to send a picture of their thighs to you.

You: hey! Did you know it’s Jan 14th also known as national thigh pic day?
Them: no I didn’t! Here’s a picture of thighs enjoy!

by That_thigh_guy January 11, 2022

national kiss a nolan day

its simple kiss nolan

today is national kiss a nolan day

by imthebestyk March 10, 2022

National STAAR test day

On April 11, the day before national grab ass day, one of the fucking dumb tests for all middle school and freshman. Everyone fails this test and a passing score is under 40%. It’s super ducking gay. People should get rid of it

Damn, I failed the National STAAR test day test. That shit harder than my uncircumcised dick.

by IHateSTAARS May 24, 2018

National Timmy Thicc Day

National Timmy Thicc day is March 5th every year. We will celebrate our savior Timmy Thicc for he is the almighty thicc boi

You celebrate how thicc timmy is on national Timmy thicc day

by TimothyThicc February 28, 2020