how long do you take to wake up in the morning?

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.

that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..

by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025

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Guess you're taking the scenic route to the hole

This phrase is said while golfing. to someone who isn't keeping their ball within the fairway. It usually means they're in the trees or hazard areas.

Your ball is about two inches off of the white house's fence. I guess you're taking the scenic route to the hole.

by jokesandluck September 9, 2025

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Cheek-taking

The act of violently molesting someone in the ass.

Person 1: I have a phD in cheek-taking, so don't piss me off

Person 2: I didn't know you were a career grapist.

by freakyfortnite September 11, 2025

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The act of a lactose intolerant person eating three days worth of dairy and holding it. At day three, the butt is aimed to the west. Once let loose, the liquid poo-beam circumnavigated the earth and hits the defecated in the face.

Man, you been taking a west? You’re face is covered in crap!!

by We5ticles September 30, 2025

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.9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.

.9.there are some really big changes coming up and because they will take place in areas of your life that can sometimes be challenging you must stay alert at all times. You must also resolve not to let your emotions cloud your thinking.9.

by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. October 13, 2025

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