Showering like a rape victim

This is what you do after an alcohol induced hook-up with someone unattractive.

Danny: Dude...I got with Pam last night
Eric: PAM? You mean 250 pound saggy double D Pam?
Danny: ...Yeah man...I was too drunk dude
Eric: I bet she loved it man
Danny: Dude, I was showering like a rape victim this morning.
Eric: LOL

by pwntasticoBG October 24, 2008

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good old fashioned rape

It's just rape!

Dan had some good old fashioned rape.

by Well hellother September 2, 2017

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Ghostly Dildo Arse Rape

A vow made by a someone in response to a death threat from a friend, where he promises, if the death threat is carried out, to haunt them, and anally rape them with a dildo in their sleep.

Joe: 'I'm going to aim the fireworks at you tonight.'
Luke: 'If you do, I will Ghostly Dildo Arse Rape you!'
Joe: 'There's no way a ghost could arse rape a human in there sleep.'
Luke: 'Just you wait.'

by ghostrape November 3, 2009

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date rape method

The act of taking Nyquil to become groggy and giving yourself the stranger by sitting on your hand with intent on jerking off.
In this method your drugged up and have no idea whose touching your penis.

I took Nyqil for my cough and gave myself the stranger.. then i woke up to a loud noise to find my dick in my hand i had no idea whoes it was! i made the date rape method!

by Jariinsaurus August 5, 2010

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