puddle person

A person who is good at art and animation but doesn’t think they are but all their friends are secretly jealous

The puddle herself: I’m not really that good at drawing
T: yes you are
The puddle herself: no
T: you’re such a puddle person

by PuddlePerson July 19, 2021

Two-Person Wedgie

This one is a long definition. A two-person wedgie is a wedgie is a wedgie in which the undies are so big two people can fit inside them at the same time. Person A, the person who originally wore the undies, is the victim and Person B is the giver, the person who got inside the undies with Person A. Person B puts their legs through the back legholes of the underwear of Person A, typically with their backs and asses touching. Then Person B pulls up the underwear where it is now at their front. Person B only gets a slight front wedgie, but Person A will get their undies shoved fully up their ass. Maximum agony.

My big sister gave me an atomic two-person wedgie yesterday. My pussy was on fire for hours.

by Wedgie_expert101 July 20, 2021

random_person_0_o

Some weird person on TikTok

Dude:Who the fuck is @ random_person_0_o

Dude2: Some weird ass person

by Rins_Lemontree July 26, 2021

mialess person

someone who never felt the love and affection of mia

you really think that deez nuts jokes aren’t funny? damn you’re a mialess person

by pai<33 August 3, 2021

cat person

young women in their late teens to mid-20's who seek relationships with emotionally immature (typically leftist) men in their mid-30's. differ from gold diggers in that they seek out such relationships not for money but out of awe of a perceived intellect and stability. the men reciprocate these relationships because younger women tend to be more easygoing and forgiving with regards to their emotional immaturity. oftentimes these young women interpret the relationships as predatory later in life, though the degree to which their male partners intended harm varies. inspired by kristen roupenian's short story "cat person".

lauren, a notorious cat person, slid into the dm's of her favorite dirtbag left podcaster with the hopes of him being lonely and desperate enough to see her as a viable partner.

by acidaa August 9, 2021

Short person energy

Josh ellum on Twitch.tv/ellum

Josh Ellum has such Short Person Energy!

by DisAshters August 29, 2021

nicest person alive

The nicest person alive to this day is Janeyra she has the most kindest hard and can never be mean that has been proven by the world everyone agrees

Wow I heard the nicest person alive is janeyra

by Abc1469 August 31, 2021