Pocket Calculation

When you touch yourself inappropriately, under the guise that you are rummaging around in your pocket for the correct change.

Often accompanied by a facial expression akin to how you would look trying to solve a particularly difficult math problem in your head.

"That girl at the Bar is hot, I might offer to buy her a drink after a quick pocket calculation"

by FaultlessDark November 4, 2016

Shoulder Pocket

A shoulder pocket is a hole formed by the meeting of your collarbone and your shoulder. The shoulder pocket is important when identifying a potential mate, for the obvious benefit of being able to hold snacks for after-coitus hunger.

Omg Mariah, Jon has the BEST shoulder pockets. I am gonna marry that mutha fucka.

by KoeiLovesJonsShoulderPockets August 24, 2018

Alabama pocket square

a gentleman's beverage in flask form placed in the inner pocket of a jacket during a refined social gathering, such as a banquet or a reception.

Look, Steve brought his Alabama pocket square - he just spiked his sweet tea with it.

by Jeff Handley March 13, 2012

Slosh Pocket

A word that be used to describe a whore or a whores vagina

Look at Lauren with her tits out what a slosh pocket or Lauren had sex with so many blokes she must have a proper slosh pocket

by HeadLikeAFkinOrange February 22, 2025

pocket parasite

A pocket parasite is someone who is always draining you of your finances.

My ex boyfriend was nothing but a pocket parasite. I took care of him the whole time we were together. I should have claimed him on my taxes.

by Empiress Feline February 14, 2010

Punxsutawney Hot Pocket

Fill a giant turd with semen and period blood. Freeze it. Use as a dildo. Eat.

Janice ate a Punxsutawney hot pocket and developed a serious infection. Her lower jaw and vagina fell off and she dead.

by Pastel dolphin jizz May 3, 2018

wacky pocket

A particularly interesting vagina.

"Oh yeah I dated Heather a few years ago, she's got a wacky pocket if I've ever seen one."

by HeichouII August 30, 2017