Michael

A absolute chad who sells birth control pills

Michael sold stuff

by 09292009 April 12, 2023

Michael Jenkins

Lmao sis drop him he is legit a messed up psychopath, now sis run for your dear life before you end up dead because he is just messed up and no joke all his friends talk bad about him so you might struggle if you try meet his friends because they are like so fake to him oh and he has a tiny winy dick <3

Michael Jenkins is bleh.

by Ehemmmmehem November 9, 2020

Caroline and mIchael

We cute we tight we 4L
Mikey has big oenis and caroline has tight oussy

I love #you #caroline - micheal
Guuu

Caroline and Michael

Person: did you see Caroline snd midheal togeyhher?
Me: ye i wish i had their relationship 💦😭😠

by CarolineandMikeylover😊 April 1, 2024

Michael Kane

Best Jap to ever live

I love Michael Kane

by LowRat September 20, 2023

Michael

Michael will always leave you to die with the furries

Michael: *walks away*
you: MICHAEL, DON'T LEAVE ME HERE *cough* MICHA- *small cough* -EL... MICHAAEELL *bangs on the window* HEEELLLP MEEEEE!!!

by a guy with an atomic bomb April 20, 2023

Michael Gash

Michael Gash is a large muscled man known for his amazing footballing ability

Ex kings lynn Town striker

Very fit

Girl: woah look its Michael Gash he is so hot
Girl 2 : I would definitely smash

by Guinness June 17, 2021

Michael

The ideal boyfriend. Usually sporty, smart, somewhat cocky and of a high tax bracket. Extremely good looking and is liked by everyone, unless they are of a lower tax bracket. Proud of who he is and what his tax bracket can do. Tries to help people unless they are of a lower tax bracket. Has pretty eyes that shine just like his high tax bracket. Can be pretty chill. Will do anything for a friend, unless they're of a lower tax bracket. Is an all around amazing guy (if you are of a high tax bracket).

Pleb: I saw Michael today, but he didn't see me.
Pleb's friend: Evidently, you are of a lower tax bracket.

by Urban librarian 57392 August 11, 2021