May 9th

May 9th is hug your gf and they kiss you day.

(hugs gf)
(gf kisses)

may 9th means hug your gf and they’ll kiss you day.

by blackbababushka May 8, 2023

May 31

Kiss your boyfriend/girlfriend day

Y/n: guess what today is?
Your bf / gf: whatt??
Y/n: it’s may 31 which means you have to kiss me!!🙇🏻 ♀️

by jackiessfeet May 28, 2022

May 23

National grab your boyfriend's boobs day. A day to grab your boyfriend's boobs, whether he has some or not.

"Happy May 23 dear boyfriend, give me your boobs"
"How could I forget, grab away."

by xanadont69 May 23, 2025

this may contain side effects

When you hear this on a medicine ad, you're done for.

'Buy Your Mom's anti cry pills for your entire family! This may contain side effects...'

"W-w-w-what are t-they?"

'DEATH'

AAA DONT DO THAT

by ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽ July 22, 2023

Mai

Queen. She is the queen of the jungle. As she should. She is literally the ebst person in the world. Stan mai. Now.

Mai is a queen.

by anonymous March 12, 2021

Caiden Mays

The Goat.He gets all the girls and i wish i was like him and looked like him. Honestly we need to make a statue of Caiden.What a sound lad

The goat is Caiden Mays

by AndrewJonesSCCSFC January 14, 2025

laura may

One of the most kindest humans you will ever know. She definitely cares about you but it takes time to convince her. She can sometimes forget that the world doesn’t revolve around her, but in the end she can be loving to everyone. Be careful, you don’t want to get on her bad side though. It takes a lot of effort to get there, but once you do, your gonna regret it. She’s also the mom of the friend group. Everyone needs a loving laura May in there life to watch our and care for them.

Thank you Laura May for helping me with my injury!

by Itzbella December 2, 2018