G Top

The Quandale Dingle version of Andrew Tate

Nahh jits g top

by Himalayan November 30, 2022

Tops Webbing

A slang for the act of a Gentleman liberally distributing his gentleman Juice over the chest of a lady.
A play on words from the tracking website.

We went for hours last night and she asked me to give her a Tops Webbing to finish

by TURLYP April 25, 2024

Top five oldest year 7s

Anyone above the age of -6.99

Top five oldest year 7s are very very young

by Aliminatory October 26, 2022

The jew at the top

A media CEO, bank CEO, or a social media influencer/celebrity's manager/boss. Usually the person who makes all the decisions as to what happens in a reality show, what happens in a celebrity's life, who does what shows, what makes the money, etc.

Examples: Harvey Weinstein, Ron Pearlman

We all want Taylor Swift to be in a stable relationship, but the jew at the top says that it's bad for ratings and doesn't bring in money if theres no drama involved

by crudmonkey December 27, 2023

trauma top

A top who only gives during sex, and never receives due to PTSD or other traumatic experiences. This could include dysphoria or extreme insecurity.

Jack: Yo, did you go down on her?
Jill: Nah, she wouldn't let me, she's a trauma top.

by carol aird April 20, 2020

Top goon

Someone that watches too much porn and oversexualizes everything

Person 1: The wind almost blown me away
Person 2: Blown is mainly used to get pleased
Person 1: You’re a top goon fs

by OfficialRN July 15, 2024

Olympic big top

The circus that is the Olympics.

If you think the Olympic big top is a joke, the illusion that the Olympic games are serious and meant to be taken seriously might be lost. Then they might have to rescript the whole thing, that's no fun.

by The Original Agahnim August 3, 2021